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waec/wassce past questions and answers for ENGLISH LANGUAGE-2022

May 16 2024 01:42:00 PM

John Elijah

WAEC/GCE/NECO

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Inside, Fantopia’s center was a high dome stitched from opalescent fabric. A carousel turned there, not with painted horses but with memory-seats—victory lap chairs for moments you might want to revisit. A sign read: UPDATES: ALL PATCHES ARE REVERSIBLE. The vendor in charge was an older woman with hair like a salt-streaked wave who sold access in increments of minutes. Margo watched as a man climbed into a seat and closed his eyes. When he came out he walked differently, as if he had practiced carrying the truth.

At the ticket desk she handed over the paper. A girl in a sweater with mismatched buttons took it and said, “We updated the interface.” Her voice sounded like playback slowed down. Margo asked, because she had to ask something, “What does that mean?” The girl looked at her as if she were offering a spoon to a drowning person. “We made it easier to get what you need,” she said. “We patched the glitches.”

Margo wandered until she found the attraction everyone was whispering about. It sat at the end of the lane beneath a low marquee that read FANTOPIA: UPDATES APPLIED. The lines were short, which meant the change had not yet been revealed to everyone. People in front came out with eyes that were either wetter or clearer than before. A teenager, cheeks raw from crying, smiled at nothing. An old man brushed his sleeve and said the word “sorry” like a benediction. bayfakes fantopia updated

That night, Margo’s update did not cure every ache. But someone at the carousel handed her a ticket with three minutes to revisit the last hug she’d had with her mother before hospice, and she used all three. The scene was not altered. The smell of lavender was the same. Only once it was over did the margin shift: she found herself less sure that she had to make funeral decisions in the shape of atonement. The patch had trimmed the edges of a regret until it fit in her palm.

She found the booth marked BUG FIXES, where a man in mechanic’s coveralls sat behind a work table cluttered with tiny tools. On the workbench lay metaphors: a rusted promise in miniature, a loose seam of a childhood memory, a cracked porcelain virtue. He explained that some habits behave like lingering bugs—unattended, they corrupt other parts. For a fee—mostly in hours, sometimes in laughter, rarely in promise—the man offered to excise a bug. It was surgical in its smallness: removing the itch that made people answer before thinking, or the small compulsion to check a phone at the first sign of silence. People left quieter. Someone said the man had removed the urge to lie about being busy. Inside, Fantopia’s center was a high dome stitched

Fantopia opened into a boulevard of stalls beneath string lights. The crowd was an even mix of laughing children and introspective adults who kept their hands in their pockets. Each stall held a promise. A man in a monocle sold glass jars that contained tiny, impossible weather systems—misting rain that condensed into a single silver droplet on the jar’s lip. A woman with a crown of roses handed out paper prophecies written in half-forgotten languages. A puppetmaster performed a show in which the marionettes argued about memory. It was cheerful and eerie at once; the scent of caramel was now threaded with something else—old books and distant seas.

She stepped onto the stage because she had a phrase in her pocket she had never said out loud: I’m sorry I left. She could have saved the apology for her ex, but Fantopia offered a safer, more honest audition. The amphitheater’s velvet curtains pulsed like a heartbeat. The microphone tasted like warm copper. She said it, small and flat, and the audience responded in a dozen well-trained ways. The woman in the front row said, “It’s okay to have left.” A man in the back said, “Thanks for trying.” A child chimed, “Maybe now you can come back.” The answers were not a miracle. But they were a proof: you could practice saying what you meant and hear it land without breaking anything. The vendor in charge was an older woman

She bought a ticket at a booth where the clerk wore a sequined mask and a name tag that read HELGA. The ticket was printed on thick matte paper that smelled faintly of rain and tobacco. The clerk bowed as if performing an old kindness and said, “This year’s changes are subtle but meaningful.” Margo laughed because she had prepared a list of changes in her head—less neon, better restrooms, a new cashless system?—but as she stepped through the curtain she understood the laugh belonged to another life.

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8 Comments on "2022 WAEC(WASSCE) PAST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR ENGLISH LANGUAGE"
MATHIAS EMMANUEL Says:

Sat, 24 Aug 2024 14:55:02 GMT

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MATHIAS EMMANUEL Says:

Sat, 24 Aug 2024 14:57:37 GMT

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